JESSICA JONES.

                     ( @fovghtabear┊liked ‹ ❤ › for stuff )

               _{“ i need you to SHUT UP for a second. “}

fovghtabear:

                  ‘ WHO NEEDS _{courage when you can just heal in a matter of minutes? not that you’d know. ’ she muses, lips twisting into a smile. ‘ so i think your plucky bullshit claim is out the window. if you genuinely think i’m like people you’ve met, then well, maybe you’ve read deadpool kills deadpool or something. i mean, that IS one of my favourite comics.} 

                    _{‘ your courage must really get you far. i mean, what other way to be than to be female lieutenant dan, right? except, dan was more useful. or is it the failed super secret boyband try out that you failed that gives you courage? professor x must have really given you a pep talk. ’} 

                    _{shoulders shrug, lips still curled. ‘ commitment issues with serious relationships isn’t really a grade school thing. but acting like you’re the new lead to my chemical romance is. ’}

               _{“ wow. “}

          _{by no means is she impressed by the woman’s tirade of references – in fact, she’s aggravated by them. not only have they held so little relevance thus far, but it’s actually turned pretty juvenile. “ now i see where you two relate: a couple of children masquerading as adults. “}

          _{there’s an urge to just toss this bitch through the wall now. really, though, that satisfaction isn’t worth the repairs. “ & last i checked, i haven’t been particularly emotionally. or singing. but i guess having dark hair & pale skin is enough to qualify from your perspective. “}

          _{certain things just aren’t worth the effort. jones has already spent more time than she normally would entertaining mia’s idiotic, off-base & largely irrelevant insults. arguing her down to the ground about it is pointless. “ say what you want, but please spare me anymore pop-culture references. it’s not witty, it’s not clever – it’s just predictable. try to come up with a new approach while your boyfriend is out in space fucking other women. “}

fovghtabear:

                   ‘ YOU SOUND _{like every emo kid in their sophomore year of high school. like a more coherent ebony dark’ness dementia raven way. are you sure, though? you’ve brought up my bo—fuck boy’s dick a few times now. ’}

               _{“ & you don’t sound like every
                 plucky female archetype, right? “}

          _{a false smile screws onto her pale visage, raw voice scratching
          out from her liquor scented mouth. “ can’t really say i’m acting
          like a kid in grade school when you can’t even manage
          to call your boyfriend your boyfriend. gonna ask him if
          he ‘likes you likes you’ anytime in the near future ? “}

fovghtabear:

                 ‘ WHO ARE _{you? lisa rowe? if you’re really curious on peter’s dick size, all you had to do was ask. i have plenty of pictures on my phone. ’}

               _{“ i’d ask who that is, but i don’t really
                 care. & seriously? dick pics? i’ll pas. “}

fovghtabear:

               ‘ IT’S NOT _{stupid. it’s practical. i’m not saying be on an episode of MTV’s true life. ’ shoulders shrug while her head cants slightly, pads of delicate fingers pull a blunt from the confines of her back pocket. ‘ i mean, look at me. peter’s loaded and i’m doing great. ’}

               _{“ you’re FUCKING him. “}

          _{a crude inflection of her swear, as if she’s offended &
          disgusted in equal parts. “ screw whoever you want,
          but don’t expect me to do that for cash. not to
          mention you actually like the guy. “} 

fovghtabear:

              ‘ WELL, I _{mean, you’re a P.I. just get some dirt on people and make them basically your sugar daddies, but instead of giving them your company, you threaten to expose them. they’ll pay for that shit. ’}

          _{she’s realistic with herself – able to admit that the thought has
          crossed her mind before. decent people might be dissuaded
          by the immorality of it, but she’s concerned with more practical
           worries. reputation goes a long way & the last thing she needs
           are cops crawling around her already complicated life.}

               _{“ THAT is one stupid fucking idea. “}

            _{blunt; few people appreciate it.} 

fovghtabear:

@akaknightress liked for a starter.

             ‘ STOP PUNCHING _{people through the window of your door. you need to change it up. you need to go the bob parr route and punch them through the wall. ’}

               _{“ walls are way more expensive to replace.
                 i don’t bleed money, you know. that’d
                 make life a hell of a lot easier. “}

fovghtabear:

              ‘ WHO DO _{you think i am? a hyper-masculine guy with a small dick who thinks the solution to everything is violence? i might be TRAINED to fight, but i’m not a violent person. …or peter needs to be in a headlock for various reasons. ’}

                  _{body straightens, head canting to peer out the window, hues locked on with nothing in particular. mia never lets on just how MUCH of a good person she is, but if the situation is dire—calls for it—the right people will go down with a fight. ‘ if things do, however, start turning into an orphan black episode, i will pretend the united states is now the rook islands and i will very quickly become vaas. ’ her voice is harsh, like a viper spitting venom moments before her tone lightens. ‘ —minus the actual killings. i will beat the living shit out of them, though. maybe i’ll hire frank delfino for the actual killing part. he can be vaas. i’ll be carlos. ’}

          _{a glance off to the side, lighthearted reply offered absent any discernible
          geniality behind it. “ of course not, “ she begins, trenchant demeanor on
          full display, “ i think you’d have a pretty big one. like a little baseball bat. “
          hypothetical cock size isn’t why they’re together here, though, so she’s
          quick to refocus the conversation. “ chill the fuck out, sarah manning, “
          she’s been watching lately, “ & i have no idea who the hell vaas is. now
          consider yourself my client, i’ll take the case. standard rates, plus
          expenses, half up front & if shit gets too real, i’ll have to drop it. “}

          <sub>knowing when to walk away from a case is an enormous part of the job.
          jessica doesn’t plan on getting killed over comparatively shit pay. 

               “ i pretty much draw the line at having hired
                 assassins sent after me, ninja or otherwise. “</sub>

my name’s michi and i’m supa supa gay for @fovghtabear. seriously, rae’s the best person ever. this is NOT sarcasm. she’s amazing and ur all missing out

fovghtabear:

     ‘ S.H.I.E.L.D., the government,  it’s  the same shit show to me. i
       don’t actually give a shit what they’re  up  to.  some  weird  ass
       mist gave me fucking weird powers. all i want to know is what
       the fuck happened and what i am. ’

                              mia isn’t STUPID, detecting the impatience and
                              what’s   probably   slight   ANNOYANCE    isn’t
                              something difficult. head cants to the  side  and
                              eyes roll as she takes out the money.

     ‘ EXCUSE me, princess. find out what i’m PAYING you to tell
       me and you get paid. do you THINK you can handle that? ’

               ^{“ can you? “}

          ^{droned out like almost everything else she says, deadpan & coarse
          like a bed of  G R A V E L. jessica herself being up to the task isn’t in
          question, she always produces results when everyone else tends to fail.
          manages it through a unique combination of ‘special skills’ & good old
          fashioned detective work. but if what this girl suggests is true, then
          jones isn’t too optimistic about how the whole reveal scenario.} 

          ^{people get upset, lash out – having a gifted person do that might leave
          jessica with more than just a broken door. “ i need to know you won’t
          lose your shit & destroy my office – apartment, whatever –
          if you don’t like what i dig up. “}